Guaranteed not the worst show you've ever seen or 20% of your money back.

I will come to your house and put on a delightful show your friends and family can enjoy from the comfort of your porch or living room. Will also work back yards, solariums and kitchens.

 

Costs $50 to $100—a mere fraction of what Taylor Swift would charge. And she doesn't even give out Audience Kibble®.

 

BONUS: Includes a signed limited edition 2024 poster calendar and accompanying illustrated story—a $20 value.